WSO Weekly Wrap-up

Hey WSO Monkey,

Is your prestigious gig also currently delivering more spiritual damage than your bonus can fix? We see you. Between the allure of golden handcuffs and the social minefield of dating within the industry, the struggle is real. Take five and catch up on the chaos.

-Patrick

Top Discussions

  1. How Many People Truly Become Entrepreneurial on This Forum? - "Very few people end up going out on their own. You need experience to go out on your own and by the time you get that experience, you’re making enough at your day job to not warrant taking unnecessary risks. Making a few hundred grand a year to even seven figures and above is plenty enough for most people and that’s why you have the “golden handcuffs” situation you’re thinking about. You also have to worry about capital raising and random operational BS. You’re better off keeping your day job and doing smart deals on the side after your grind years as an analyst or associate."

  2. Is Investor Relations Valid? - "I would look for a marketing/communications/IR type role at any asset management firm and/or financial firm - or you may be able to get some experience as a sales support type role, supporting a sales team with all sorts of similar items like presentations, RFP's, etc. If you are interested, I'd consider looking for sales/relationship manager roles, internal wholesaling roles, etc. Those might also be of interest as they blend those skills. I'd also be cognizant that IR means a lot of things - for some firms, like PE firms you and others are describing, that's really a sales/relationship management role where are you are managing existing commitments, getting them to commit more, and fundraising for new or existing funds. At some of the larger banks or AM firms - they look far more akin to a marketing/comms role where you are project managing events, quarterly calls, presentations, communications, etc. still supporting the business, but IMO less directly for the most part. From a pay perspective - the former, effectively a sales roles, will always bias much higher than the latter..."

  3. Property Management Nightmare - Closing the Gap on Service Quality? - "You need to think more in the terms of the real estate industry and not other industries. How would someone come in and close the gap when it comes to an owner managed situation? Short of building a $50 million property right next to the one you own, there's nothing an outside company could really do. It's not like they would give up management to a third party, the other management company don't have their keen business insight and that's giving away $5,000-$10,000 a month not including a bunch of other perks. It's nearly impossible to fail as owner managed unless you fully ripped variable rate, max cash out refis in 2021, or your partnership(s) implode..."

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Top Discussions (contd.)

  1. Q&A: Business Development Emerging Countries - "Supported healthcare organizations in expanding their operations into the rapidly growing emerging, and frontier markets by offering strategies that address market challenges, with sustainable impact and business growth. Engage with South-South partnerships for the market expansion, based on an extensive network of strategic partners, including governmental entities, non-governmental organizations, health institutions, and industry associations."

  2. PWP Is the Worst Culture on Wallstreet - "The funniest part is the ending. After four paragraphs of psychic damage, sleep deprivation, and purple-themed trauma, it still turns into “comp is good, headhunters call, exits are strong.” Which is basically the entire EB experience in one sentence: this place is ruining my life, but in a prestigious way."

  3. Dating a IBD VP Girl.. But I Still Pay? - "Don’t be harsh on yourself bro. I have been on both sides of the pond. I’ll break it down for you. She makes good $ mainly due to DEI initiatives. Banks promote them for doing bare minimum. Topic has been discussed to death on this forum. Make sure your D game is good and she will keep coming back for more. Boss Babes will put you in 2 categories 1) Marriage boy/simp 2) Fuckboy. You should always aspire to be 2) till the stars line up and your finances have leveled up. You are..."

New Podcasts Coming in Hot 🔥

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Hot Jobs 💼

Investment Associate, Partnership Fund for New York City - "The Partnership Fund for New York City (PFNYC) is hiring an Investment Associate with ~2 years of investment banking or equivalent financial experience who is looking to pivot into impact investing while continuing to do rigorous, institutional‑quality analysis..."

Associate Turnaround and Restructuring - "In this role, you will collaborate closely with professionals at all levels and across a wide range of industries. You will play an active role in diagnosing business challenges, conducting rigorous financial and operational analysis, building financial models, and delivering insights that support strategic decision-making..."

Senior Analyst, Private Equity Operations - "The Senior Analyst, Private Equity Operations leads the operational management of private deals, from approval and settlement through ongoing lifecycle events such as IPOs, restrictions, corporate actions, and liquidity events..."

Investment Banking Vice President - "This involves reviewing AI outputs for correctness, methodological rigour, and commercial relevance—then building evaluation criteria and model answers that reflect how things are actually done at top-tier banks…"

Private Equity Expert - "Mercor is recruiting U.S./UK/Canada/Europe/Australia-based Private Equity Experts for a research project with a leading foundational model AI lab."

Financial Modeling Expert - "In this highly visible role, you will deploy your deep expertise in financial modeling, valuation, and deal structuring to support major investment decisions across diverse sectors..."

WSO Mentor - "Are you an experienced professional with a background in investment banking, private equity, hedge funds, S&T, venture capital, asset management, equity research, quant finance, corporate dev, real estate finance, or top-tier consulting? Passionate about mentoring the next generation of leaders? Wall Street Oasis (WSO) is expanding its Mentorship Program, and we're looking for outstanding professionals to join our mentor roster—an elite network supporting students and young professionals as they prepare for high-stakes careers. Whether you’re looking to give back, stay connected to rising talent, or sharpen your coaching skills, this role offers you the chance to make a meaningful impact, remotely and on your schedule..."

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Stay Strong,
Patrick Curtis
CEO and Founder, WallStreetOasis.com

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